All Hail Clarkson! All Hail His Car Of The Year!

We all know who this bloke is. And for those of you who don’t know him, he’s Great Britain’s biggest and best automotive journalist made popular by Top Gear and The Grand Tour along with two other blokes by the names of Richard Hammond and James May.

Who doesn’t watch them? They go around town reviewing cars in different ways and go around the world to see what happens to them when the producers come up with some ridiculous challenge.

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Alas! Its time that time of the year again for us to reveal to you the car of choice for an evil sod and an angry yob, Jeremy Clarkson. It is, and I am truly delighted to divulge this information, something special.

You see, it was recently launched (well, ok, not really recently) in 2014 but that was the base model. It’s had several iterations along the way and most notably, it’s in it’s fastest configuration yet.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, mates of class and friends of old, Jeremy Clarkson’s car of choice for the year is the Lamborghini Huracan Performante.

Despite the fact that Porsche made a car that recently beat the ‘Ring (and then the Aventador SuperVeloce Jota beat it even more recently), I know for a fact that he hates all Porsches and I sort of agree with him on this.

They all look the same and if you don’t believe me, just take one look at all Porsches from their first car to present day and I can assure you that none of them look different. Also, the Panamera looks horrid.

But I also agree with Jezza because the Huracan Performante is just sublime. It’s a car that can hit lightspeed yet has 4 wheels instead of an anti-gravity engine and makes you feel part of the equation like a Ferrari but without dying. It’s got performance, looks and sex appeal.

I just wish it was built for everyone.

Reference: Jeremy Clarkson Picks His Car of the Year